Have you been time traveling? Because if time traveling is real, I’m done, I’m out. You’re going to be driving me to Eichen House. 

Have you been time traveling? Because if time traveling is real, I’m done, I’m out. You’re going to be driving me to Eichen House. 

lubricates:

my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it

Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one - the day you die.

American Beauty (1999)


Have you been time traveling? Because if time traveling is real, I’m done, I’m out. You’re going to be driving me to Eichen House. 

Have you been time traveling? Because if time traveling is real, I’m done, I’m out. You’re going to be driving me to Eichen House. 

You’re Spider-Man, and I love that.
But  I  l o v e  P e t e r  P a r k e r  m o r e.

lavandula:

valentino haute couture spring/summer 2013

lavandula:

valentino haute couture spring/summer 2013

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

To combine is to create; to engineer, divine.

ja